Monday, 25 November 2013

A tongue twister and a couple of Xmas jokes.

Marilé would like to share this with you, guys!

It’ll be little, it won’t be big
It’ll be big, it won’t be little.

And two Christmas joke for our party:

A British host told this really bad joke:
- At Christmas, what do you call a cat on the beach?
- Sandy Claws (pronunciation similar to “Santa Claus”)

The next one is bad too but you can practice the homophones: whine = queja and wine = vino

- What´s the most common Christmas wine/whine?
- Do I have to eat these Brussels sprouts? (The interlocutor understood whine)

Wednesday, 13 November 2013

Stormy Weather



Don't know why there's no sun up in the sky
Stormy weather
Since my man and I ain't together,
Keeps rainin' all the time

Life is bare, gloom and mis'ry everywhere
Stormy weather
Just can't get my poorself together,
I'm weary all the time
So weary all the time
When he went away the blues walked in and met me.
If he stays away old rockin' chair will get me.

All I do is pray the Lord above will let me walk in the sun once more.
Can't go on, ev'ry thing I had is gone
Stormy weather
Since my man and I ain't together,
Keeps rainin' all the time