Monday, 25 November 2013

A tongue twister and a couple of Xmas jokes.

Marilé would like to share this with you, guys!

It’ll be little, it won’t be big
It’ll be big, it won’t be little.

And two Christmas joke for our party:

A British host told this really bad joke:
- At Christmas, what do you call a cat on the beach?
- Sandy Claws (pronunciation similar to “Santa Claus”)

The next one is bad too but you can practice the homophones: whine = queja and wine = vino

- What´s the most common Christmas wine/whine?
- Do I have to eat these Brussels sprouts? (The interlocutor understood whine)

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